Gone ape

Like Keith Moon, John Bonham, Karen Carpenter and countless others before them, it looks like the latest superstar drummer on the block is finding the pressures of fame hard to handle. This picture was recently smuggled out of the Priory Clinic in Sussex where Ginger Bakewell, the sticks man for Cadbury’s chocolate, was getting his stomach pumped after an all day sesh drinking his favourite tipple Banana Daiquiri. He’d had a skinful and was evidently causing havoc inside Spearmint Rhinos where he was refusing to stop swinging on the pole. When asked for a quote his agent insisted he’d only had a glass and a half.