Lost in Translation

I had this Sanskrit tattoo done when I was in Goa a few years back filming a Crimewatch special. The tattoo artist assured me that it translates as ‘Grant me the serenity to accept the thing I cannot change.' But the waiter at my local Indian restaurant told me last night that it actually says: ‘Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate’s made.’ Gutted.

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