The Smoking Gun

Well, I’ve been away from the blog again and was hoping now to be able to report to you on a lovely break in Latin America. You see my agent, Bernie Shimshelwitz, scored me a commercial for Fray Bentos’s new Tortilla range to be shot on location in Mexico. The shoot itself didn’t take long (I was only given one line: “I came to Mexico to roll my own”) so the cast and crew were given a couple of days off to explore this wonderful country before flying back to Blighty. On day one I found myself at a traditional Mexican farm and was having a lovely time with a young family from Liverpool whose youngest son La (at least I think that was his name) took a real shine to me. “Give the nice piggy a kiss La” said his dad so I could get a cute photo for the album. Seconds after this picture was taken however La sneezed violently in my direction….

I will update the blog as soon as the Metropolitan police release me from quarantine. Anyone got any Night Nurse?