I’ve been royally stitched up by Vodafone. I’ve been unhappy with my current tariff for a while now (one free text a month!) When I called up to cancel my contract the girl at the other end sweet talked me into staying with them by offering me the new Nokia C23 for free, apparently the phone was high end design and Nokia’s most retro phone to date. I mean there’s retro and there’s retro but when this bugger turned up on Monday I wasn’t best pleased. I formulated a solid plan to ditch it down the local curry house and claim on the insurance but Ranjeev and the boys found it in the bog and thought they were doing me a favour by bringing it back. Honestly, it hasn’t even got any games on it and you should see the size of the charger!