Baa stards

Happy New Year etc. Sorry to have abandoned my post for a while, but British bleedin' Telecom have been playing silly beggars with my broadband connection. What with so many folk hitting the blog every day I asked BT for more bandwidth. Some nerd in their IT department bamboozled me with his techno speak but I did hear him say I could count on the equivalent of a load of extra RAM on the line before I could say Heath Robinson. Imagine my lack of surprise when I looked out of the window...