BLOG POST # 200! Lilo and Stitches

Since Peter Kay made it famous a few years back with his beer ads, bombing has become a thriving competitive sport, and this week I was asked to be amongst the judges for the regional finals sponsored by the Pig Farmers Union. The pre-competition favourite was local girl Tanya Hide (seen here in mid flight) who was really up for the cup. Sadly on her third and final attempt to score a 20 foot splashback and an entry slap rating of 6.0, Tanya misjudged the springboard tension and landed on a lilo in the shallow end. The lilo punctured on impact and shot up in the air giving the lifeguard on duty a nasty gash below the Speedos. Tanya was inconsolable “My dreams are in tatters and my arse is on fire.” And to complete a disastrous day the lifeguard, I’m told, is suing the Leisure Centre and the Pig Farmers Union for IBH (inflatable bodily harm). Stroll on.