A Tour de Force

With everyone off having affairs and watching 12 shows a day at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, my agent, Bernie Shimshelwitz, and I took advantage of a slow showbiz August and took a bus tour of the Lincolnshire countryside. Pictured is our tour guide for the week Dennis Turner who proved to be quite a character. Now, in all honesty the Fens can be quite a boring place at times so we were lucky to have a man born and bred in the area showing us around, but after a liquid lunch he would relax a little too much for my liking. Local knowledge is one thing but do you really need a 76 year old man pointing out “That cricket pavilion there is where I first fingered Geraldine Pitt”? Get me out of here Bernie, even if it has to be Theatre in Education…