One armed bandit

My old mate Lenny "the Lips" Bignold’s sidekick Little Jimmy Teak was a star witness in the Rod Hull ‘did he fall or was he pushed’ trial back in ’99. Little Jimmy was there that night to watch the United game when Rod nipped onto the roof to sort the aerial (it’s unclear if he went up alone). Upon hearing the crash, bang, wallop that followed, Little Jimmy rushed outside to Rod’s aid just in time to see Bob Carolgees fleeing the scene. With Little Jimmy Teak as the only witness justice has yet to be done. The police have spent the last nine years scouring club land for a moustachioed geezer called ‘Gog’. It makes me want to spit.