Living on a Wing and a Prayer

Following the recent, massive success of West End musicals ‘We Will Rock You’ (Queen) and ‘Mamma Mia (ABBA) I’m very excited to be auditioning for a role in the latest 80s rock-pop revival show ‘By Jovi’. I’m up for the part of Pete “Feedback” Furlonger the roadie with a penchant for pre-Raphaelite paintings and crack cocaine. I’ve got a pair of PVC pants somewhere (left over from a piece of experimental theatre I did way back called ‘Romeo and Leatherette’) and I’m currently top bidder on e-bay for what I’m assured is the actual bubble perm wig worn by Bruno in ‘Fame’. The pay’s only Equity minimum, but it’s a 16 week run and the only line I’ll have to remember is “one, two...one, two…nah, this ones f****d”. Money in the bank.