Fringe Benefits

My agent, Bernie Shimshelwitz, drove 300 miles north on Monday for the climax of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Eight miles high on anti-histamine (see here) he took a wrong turn in Carlisle and ended up at the Dunfermaline Fringe Festival (pictured). It wasn't all bad news though, he’s now got these six lovely ladies on his books after he promised them all he could get them walk on parts in the new Tenko movie. They all crammed into Bernie’s Ford Focus and are now staying in his spare room waiting for the auditions to start. Not a bad result then for Bernie, they keep the place tidy and they don’t eat much.