It is written in legend that, when England’s need is greatest, King Arthur will rise from his rest and gather his Knights around him to defend the country he loved. Now, you have to admit Arthur’s going to be pretty gutted when he looks at the slim pickings he’s got to choose from Knight wise. I mean he’s used to fierce warriors like Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot and what’s he got second time round? Cliff Richard, Jimmy Saville, Elton John and Ming the Merciless (pictured). They’re all going to shit it first sign of trouble (although I reckon Reg may wade in with a couple of haymakers before burning out.) It’s not all bad news for Arthur though. I reckon he’d have a right laugh with Terry Wogan.
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