Gopher broke.

Housewife’s favourite Philip Scholfield is famed for his ever present grin but mention Gordon the Gopher to him and he’ll go ape shit. Back in the day Pip and puppet were the dream team but things started to go tits up when they made the move from the broom cupboard to Going Live. Gordon went right up himself and fell in with the wrong crowd (Dean Gaffney & Tinhead off Brookside). The three of them were down China Whites every night stuffing all sorts up their hooters. The final straw for Pip came when the gopher tried to grab Sarah Greene’s boob live on air. They never worked together again. Last I heard Gordon was working as the head cover for Bob Carolgees’ 3 Wood.