The Wombling Freeway.

Even though the press buried the story it’s a well known fact in the industry that Uncle Bulgaria’s sex addiction was the main reason that the Wombles successful TV career imploded. According to unnamed sources (Tobermory) Bulgaria was "like a dog with two dicks" and him and Madame Cholet were big players on the swinging circuit. This never before seen snap shows him and the French cook ‘making good use of the things that they find’ (namely the local Mayor). It’s not even Wimbledon Common, it’s Hampstead Heath. You do the Maths.