I saw a programme once where Richard Madley was spouting on about old English laws. Madley claimed it was still perfectly legal to demand that a policeman allow you to use his helmet if you ever get caught short and need a tinkle. I’d completely forgotten about this until a couple of weeks ago when I went to a Take That concert and properly needed a waz. The queue for the lavs was a good 20 man deep and so armed with my knowledge of Old England I approached a Rosser and requested his headgear. The resulting scuffle is a little foggy to me and as the picture above shows didn’t quite turn out how Madley had predicted. Cheers Rich, I ended up pissing in my pants. Fairdos.
1 comments:
Ahhhh, Harrison.
I believe this law only applies to women, possibly only pregnant women. Although if Madley said it, it must be gospel.
Unless you were attending the Take That concert in your gender switch get-up you were bound to experience some issues.
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