The Royal We....And Poo.

I grew up in the picturesqueish village of Huffington which nestles gently in the arse end of nowhere. Here's a picture of our village hall which Prince Charles opened in 1987 with the words "There, done." The heir to the throne went on to utilise the new toilet block. Unfortunately the misplumbed bogs were not man enough to withstand the royal road test and were deemed 'unapproachable' for 3 months. The future King has never returned to the village.